Sloan Sabbith: I don't know who told you you're a bad guy, but somebody did. Somebody along the way. Somebody, or something convinced you of it because you think you're a bad guy, and you're just not. I'm socially inept, but even I know that. So, because you're a bad guy, you try to do things you think a good guy will do. Like committing to somebody you like, but don't love. Sweet, smart, wholesome mid-Western girl. I could be wrong; I almost always am.
Don Keefer: Why are you single?
Sloan: A lot of men are intimidated by my intelligence.
Don: No, seriously.
Sloan: Because you never asked me out. Caught you off guard didn't I?