So, how was the big phone call with your girlfriend? We broke up. What? Yeah, she finally called, we talked for a while, how hard long distance is and then… she dumped me.
I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are now proud parents of a baby girl called Lincoln. Congratulations to the happy couple!
Olivia Wilde, on her first date with Jason Sudeikis; Marie Claire, March 2013
Marcus Mumford and Carey Mulligan attend MusiCares Person Of The Year Honoring Bruce Springsteen, February 8th
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway. This was funny only after the fact.
I’ve got intense attraction towards men who are good with children.