are you trying to save my soul?

Son, a piece of advice : when you go on a first date, you really don’t wanna say “smurf penis”. Girls don’t ordinarily like that; but this was no ordinary girl.

(Source: itsponds)

(Source: marsh-madness)

alightonahill:

Through the years {Ted/Robin} (by seversian)

“Kids, you remember my first date with Robin. Well, here’s the thing. Normal people, you know, people who aren’t your dad, usually take longer to say, “I love you.” Robin went through all the usual stages. First, there’s the moment when you think you think it. There’s the moment you think you know it. There’s the moment where you know you know it, but you can’t yet say it. And then there’s the moment where you know you know it, and you can’t keep it in any longer.”

(Source: lovelightgold)

sleepyjean:

“Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole vaulter, but she did become a famous journalist, a successful business woman, a world traveler. She was even briefly a bull fighter. That’s a funny story, I’ll get to that one later. But there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was; she was never alone.”

“There is a reason that it didn’t work out between you and me, but it’s not Germany. And I’m willing to bet it’s the same reason none of your other relationships in the last six years have lasted either. It’s Robin. She is so much bigger in your world than you realize.”

(Source: lovelightgold)

Il fatto è che l’altro giorno mi son ritrovata a pranzare davanti alla tv con le repliche della s1 e.. che gioiellino non è stato?!? Mai avrei pensato di poterlo abbandonare senza troppa fatica.

Quanto li ho amati. Quanto ho amato questa Robin.