Harriet: I said “The Bible says it’s a sin, but it also says ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged’.” I said, “I don’t know.” Three words that would make a nice addition to your vocabulary.
Matt: Harry, I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about it when—
Harriet: What would you have done?
Matt: That was supposed to be me in jail! I’m the one who’s supposed to be protecting you from— gay street toughs. That was supposed to be me.
Harriet: God, Matthew. Are you crazy about me or just crazy?
Matt: I don’t know.
Harriet: Now he learns how to say it..
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
We’ll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold
Danny: I need to know how big of a problem it’s going to be.
Matt: It’s not gonna be a problem at all.
Danny: It will if you are still in love with her.
Matt: I’m not. I’m not. Danny. I love her talent. That woman has got millions of fans, but there maybe fifty guys in town that really understand how good she is, and we’re two of them. That’s all. I admire her, I’m knocked out by her talent. And I like it when she makes me laugh, and I like making her laugh which isn’t an easy thing to do, so it’s gratifying. She’s undeniable sexy. I like when she smiles at me and a couple of other things, but that’s it.
Danny: Oh my God, we are so screwed.
Matt: I know
Kalinda: What do you think?
Will: I think she’s fantastic.
Kalinda: I think she just won him the election.
Kalinda: You should tell her how fantastic she is.
Will: She knows.
Kalinda: You should tell her. People like to be told.
“Now he learns how to say it.”
Matt: He wrote his phone number on here.
Harriet: What do you mean?
Matt: I mean he wrote his phone number on here. You didn’t see it?
Harriet: That’s his phone number?
Matt: What did you think it was?
Harriet: I just thought it was his uniform number, you know, they sign their name and then write the number.
Matt: Yeah, they do do that. You thought his uniform number was three billion, one hundred and six million, seven hundred and eight-six thousand, five hundr- he was asking you out!
Harriet: You know, now that I’ve had some time to reflect upon it I think you might be right.
Matt: Do you?
Matt: Yeah.. You gave me a used cocktail napkin, basically.