Matt: Harry? Harriet: Yeah..  Matt: He wrote his phone number on here.  Harriet: What do you mean?  Matt: I mean he wrote his phone number on here. You didn’t see it?  Harriet: That’s his phone number?  Matt: What did you think it was?  Harriet: I just thought it was his uniform number, you know, they sign their name and then write the number.  Matt: Yeah, they do do that. You thought his uniform number was three billion, one hundred and six million, seven hundred and eight-six thousand, five hundr- he was asking you out!  Harriet: You know, now that I’ve had some time to reflect upon it I think you might be right.  Matt: Do you?  Harriet: Yes.  Matt: Yeah.. You gave me a used cocktail napkin, basically.

Matt: Harry?
Harriet: Yeah..  
Matt: He wrote his phone number on here.
Harriet: What do you mean?
Matt: I mean he wrote his phone number on here. You didn’t see it?
Harriet: That’s his phone number?
Matt: What did you think it was?
Harriet: I just thought it was his uniform number, you know, they sign their name and then write the number.
Matt: Yeah, they do do that. You thought his uniform number was three billion, one hundred and six million, seven hundred and eight-six thousand, five hundr- he was asking you out!
Harriet: You know, now that I’ve had some time to reflect upon it I think you might be right.
Matt: Do you?
Harriet: Yes.
Matt: Yeah.. You gave me a used cocktail napkin, basically.


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